On thursday I was working at McChord AFB and my crew and I went down to the food court thing to eat. We got there in a timely fashion, and there was a huge line for Burger King. I decided to wait out the line for BK but one of my co-workers thought he'd go to the Sushi place next door, which had no line. What ended up happening was I got my food and sat down at the table, and he came back saying he had ordered from the lady waited quite awhile, gotten the wrong order and charged for the wrong food. He tried to complain, but the lady was now on her cell phone at the back of the restaurant and refused to do anything to remedy the situation. And needless to say there are plenty of bad options to end up with in a botched order of sushiI took it upon myself to right this wrong, and for those of you who don't know me well I'm pretty quick in a conversation, and I'm even better at acting completely oblivious/stupid, so I went to the Sushi booth where the girl had now returned and had this exchange. I don't remember the exact words of the cashier but it was somewhere along these lines.
Her: Hello Sir, what can I get you?
Me: Hi, I was wondering if your Spider Rolls were made with real spiders.
Her: Spiders?
Me: It's like 12 dollars on the menu. I was just wondering if it was actually made with Spiders.
Her: Oh no, that's just a nick-name
Me: I'm not sure I follow. What kind of spiders would you put on a roll anyways?
Her: We don't put spiders in our food.
Me: Oh thank god. I hate spiders. Plus I feel like I'd have to eat quite a few before being full.
Her: So what would you like?
Me: Do any sushi places actually serve spiders? That seems like something the Japanese would eat.
Her: No, sushi is only fish or ocean life.
Me: There aren't spiders in the Ocean? I think there might be.
Her: I don't really know, could you please just order?
Me: Right, sorry... What's in your Dragon Roll?
Her: Well it's eel with sweet sauce and-
Me: It doesn't have Dragon in it?
Her: What? No.
Me: Oh right that's a dumb question. There's no Dragons in the Ocean.
Her: Is this some kind of joke?
Me: Oh wait there are Dragons they just call them Leviathans or something right?
Her: Sir I need you to order now, or get out of the line.
Me: Point taken. Have a nice day!
(5 mins later a work colleague of mine approaches the booth)
Her: Hello, what can I get you?
Friend: Hey is your Rainbow Roll actually made with Rainbows?
(sees me giggling in the background)
Her: Go away or I'll have you thrown out.
Anyways I'm going to avoid that place for a couple days. Beware in the future all you unkind restaurants out there, should you fail to serve us food properly Asshole Robin Hood will be there to serve you justice properly.
ah ha ha ha.
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