Hey! Welcome to my first blog, this is the blog where I blog about my future blogs and themes which will occur and re-occur within said future blogs.
I'm new to blogging and even wince slightly at the mention of the word, because A) I've been too lazy in the past to muster up the funny on a weekly basis and B) I've associated blogs in the past to only for "blow-hards" who think their life is important enough to be published. I will say right now I expect you to view my opinion (and my way of life) as highly irrelevant and constantly misguided by shenanigans. I do hope however to provide a few laughs, or "lulz" if you will.
I would like to begin by solemnly swearing not to talk about anything important. Namely Politics and Religion. I mean really, that's what the rest of your life is for, probably not the time you spend on the internet, and certainly not the time you spend on the internet with me. Following up on that, should any comments end up on this blog of the "important" nature, you better hope they aren't yours. If they are I'm going to find out where you live and put snakes in your mailbox. Should any of these subjects be breached by me or you they should be brought up in a highly inappropriate and ultimately silly manner.
Well hopefully you've laughed by now, at least on the inside. No? I thought for sure the snakes-in-your-mailbox bit would do it... Well anyways I'll leave you with my sign off.
You're all a bunch of bastards!
~Taylor Bonzer
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